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Featuring, our cast:

Toby deLeon: a coward – Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Junella Brox: a freelancer – Cree Summer

Zinc: a bruiser – Christian Slater

Piffle McPerricone: an eccentric – Stevie Vallance

George Charles Atkinson: a manservant – Markiplier

Doll: a ward - ...


Luxy Bleeder: a tyrant – Ryan Reynolds

L'roon: a peddler – Stephen Fry

Gilla Gilla: a survivalist – John Boyega

Albion Aldridge: a sorcerer – Derren Brown

Rebecca Polidori: a housewife – Lili Taylor


Billawhi: a harbinger – Cloris Leachman

the arachnopus: a creature – Kimberly Brooks

Dr. Dacryphilia: a svengali – Patton Oswalt

Sander Trachea: a trader – Reginald D. Hunter

Spiretto Bronze: a rescuee – Danny Sexbang

Lady Mia Xenoiko: an innkeeper – Youki Kudoh

Dorster: a blacksmith – Tony "Man At Arms" Swatton

Alfonzo: an innovator – John Mulaney

Calvin Rither: a bushwhacker – John Leguizamo

Sergeant Canker: a hardass – ProZD

the terrier: a thug – Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Pancake Food: a fool – Harley "Sauce Boss" Morenstein

Ambient: a waitress – Karen Straughn

Mr. Roosman: a hotelier – Daniel Manus Pinkwater

Mr. Rippingbean: a retailer – Simon Pegg

Mr. Woofingbutter: a retailer – Nick Frost

Kay Burdock: a tailor – Daniel "Nerd³" Hardcastle

Kaye Burdock: a tailor – Emma Blackery

Jamais Dreamsicle: a reporter – Jane Kaczmarek

Loud Kevin: a hypeman - "Pistol" Pete Midtgard

Gibraltar F. Powell: a guardsman – Channing Tatum

Millie Maybach: a courtesan – Bette Midler

the doorman: a doorman – Dizzee Rascal

Pandevar Skyks: a defendant – Bo Burnham

Cameron: a cameraman – Adam Savage

Zhiral: an attendant – Arleen Sorkin

Red: a colossus – Frank Welker

Skeeto Nacker: a son – Jimmy Bennet

Tak Nacker: a father – Tory Belleci

Kat Nacker: a mother - Jewel Staite

Poubelle: a chef - Hannah Hart

After: a chef – Andrew Huang

Madam Tif Tif: a shopkeeper – Björk

Chorizo: an urchin – Teo Halm

Jazeizal: a potionmaster – Pink Guy

Vienna Tusk: a sniper – Zoë Bell

Ignatious Xenoiko: a coot – Will Forte

Ike Fanshaw: a banshee – Hopsin

Janie Jing: a telekinetic – Tabitha St. Germain

Waxacada: a sage – Christopher Lloyd

Driuwej: a guru – Chow Yun Fat

Tía Lopez: a curandera – Sônia Braga

King: a greaser – Rick Gomez

Arvid Gundersson: a dreamer – Anthony Zerbe

Speech Synthesis Program v3.60: a voice – Sigourney Weaver

"Lantern Eyes" Lulu: a slavedriver – Carolyn Lawrence

Maxo Mattic: a swashbuckler – Cam Clarke

Mini Maul: a henchdroid – Scarlett Johansson

The Robber: a robber – Bobcat Goldthwait



*Dream I

Skrillex – Fire Away [Prologue] (Toby's theme)

Skrillex – The Reason [Rust & Hiding]

Icona Pop feat. The Knocks & St. Lucia – Sun Goes Down [The Cave]

Ecklectic Mick – I Like To Do Things For You [After Spider] (Piffle's Theme)

Caravan Palace – Sydney [To Stoma]

Pete Townshend – Let My Love Open The Door [Dacryphilia's Domain]

SCNDL- 40 Thieves [Escape Run]

Ennio Morricone – My Fault [Glowing Ground] (George's Theme)

Skrillex – Doompy Poomp [Morning Walk]

Gramatik – Swucca Chust [Jennie Mae]

Savant – Sledge Hammer [Tinder Fingers]

The Baseballs – Crazy In Love [Car Work]

Proleter – April Showers [Sander's Shop]

Gramatik – Lonely & Cold [Backseat Sulk]

Bill Withers – Ain't No Sunshine (Lido Remix) [Waterfallout]

Mitsunori Ikeda feat Aimee B. - Fallen Angel [Trapforest Path] (Doll's theme)

Lights – Quiet [Campfire]

*Dream II

Basement Jaxx – Good Luck [Ice Massacre] (Junella's Theme)

Pogo – Living Island [Coryza Arrival]

Hugo – 99 Problems (JPOD Remix) [The Tatterdemalion]

Twistin' Tarantulas – Takin' You Down Tonight [Dorster's Invention] (Zinc's Theme)

George & Jonathan – Jamn [Coryza Afternoon]

Dyro – Black Smoke [Amaurosis Fugax]

Skrillex – Rock 'N' Roll (Will Take You To The Mountain) [Red Noses]

Karl Jenkins – Palladio (Luke Da Duke Remix) [Audio Weapon]

Shawn Wasabi – Pizza Rolls [Bigwheel One]

Nine Inch Nails – Head Like A Hole [The Gastroworks]

Tanuki – Baby Baby Dream [Rippingbean & Woofingbutter's]

Future Fox – Love Trip [K&K]

Nero – Departure [Penthouse Suite]

Protohype & Kezwik – Hold Your Breath [Gyre 2]

FantomenK & Meganeko – Crystal Tokyo [To 46!]

Gramatik – Red Baron Of WWIII [Mall Assault]

Saliva – Ladies And Gentlemen [Lux Aeterna]

Queens Of The Stone Age – Smooth Sailing [The Trial] (Luxy's theme)

*Dream III

Gotye – Seven Hours With A Backseat Driver [Circling EC]

Twistin' Tarantulas – Ace Of Spades [Hyper Highway]

Noisia – Groundhog [Cat Ball]

The Chemical Brothers – Come With Us [Airplane!]

Skrillex – Try It Out [Bridge Birds]

Tut Tut Child – Broadside Bordello [She's Big]

Proleter – The Misfit Song [Hitchhiking]

Teminite – Beastmode [Convorines]

Tha Trickaz – Cut Like A Guillotine [Enter Gilla]

Winne – W.I.N.N.E. [Gilla's Pad]

Skrillex – Ragga Bomb [Morning Practice]

Zapp – Radio People [L'roon]

The Beat Tornados – Living In The Shadows [Swamp Things]

Quincy Jones – Summer In The City [Maze & Prep]

Caravan Palace – Queens [Entering Dysphoria]

Gorge Catanda – SNFLD [Sanity Drop]

Nero's Day At Disneyland – No Money Down Low Monthly Payments [Bedrooms & Bedrooms]

Yasunori Mitsuda – The Girl Who Stole The Stars [A Loss]

Stevie Wonder – Ecclesiastes [Escalator Mood]

Brian Eno – Deep Blue Sea [Wizard House]

Gramatik – Day Of The So Called Glory [Hello]

*Dream IV

Hiroyuki Namba – Silent War [Lying Awake]

Cat Stevens – Rubylove [Scarlatina Sighted]

Shawn Wasabi – Marble Soda [Dry Days]

Disclosure ft. Eliza Doolittle – You & Me (Flume Remix) [Sudden Recall]

_yi – irasshai_bye_bye [Doubts & Leaving]

Beats Antique – Junktion [Lalochezia Afternoon]

Haywyre – Insight [Hopeful Realization]

ProleteR – Inna [Tif Tif]

Specimen A – Tomahawk [Market Battle]

Beats Antique – Oriental Uno [Disguised Return]

Brian Eno – Under Stars [Living Constellations]

Ennio Morricone – Man With A Harmonica (Mad Maxx Remix) [Day's Travel]

Logan Kendell – The Grid (On Homemade Gas Can Guitar) [The Herd]

Skrillex feat. Ellie Goulding – Summit [Slow Work]

Gramatik feat. Eskobars – Brave Men [Vienna Tusk]

traditional – La Cucaracha [They're Here!]

Miike Snow – Genghis Khan [Pep Talk]

Falk – Endless Possibility (Rockestrate My World Arrangement) [Toby's Warpath]

*Dream V & VI

Link Wray – Rumble [Remember 1]

Ruth Etting – Laughing At Life [Remember 2]

Gramatik – In This Whole World [Remember 3]

Gramatik – We Used To Dream [Spiral Staircase]

Frou Frou – Must Be Dreaming [The Plan]

Arctic Monkeys – Do I Wanna Know [Crawling Back]

Kenji Kawai – Floating Museum [Emerald & White]

Starcadian – Pompey Pirate [Flashback/Boom]

Torro Torro – Make A Move (Skrillex Remix) [Opening Arguments]

Shurk – Haunted [Burning Eyes]

Skrillex – Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites (Dirtyphonics Remix) [Battle Royale]

Yoshihisa Hirano – The Puppeteer ["I have..."]

Panic! At The Disco – Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time [Expeditioners, Charge!]

Monsta – Holdin' On (Skrillex & Nero Remix) [Toby Returns]

Son Lux – Lost It To Trying [Toby Loses]

Grissini Project – No Time For Caution [The Word]

Isao Tomita – Claire de Lune [Aftercare]

VNV Nation – Gratitude [Many Changes]

Caravan Palace – Aftermath [Shop/Arrhythmia]

Mystery Skulls – Forever [Final Line]

Skrillex – Recess [End Credits]



Robert Darling


Pseudos Muhthotohsin

Vanyel Stargazer


Sen Grisane

Shadow Panther

Relee Squirrel


D Kenmason


Thanks also to the following, for encouragement:

PagliacciGrim, wombatwobble, dragoon134, mkyner, GuW69



Alfador Fox: Master of typos

Kanada: Master of art

Relee Squirrel: Master of continuity

Robby Rourke: Master of voice

Zephon Fox: Master of theming


And lastly, very special thanks are due to

Lewis Carroll, for Wonderland

L. Frank Baum, for Oz

Michael Ende, for Fantastica

Norton Juster, for the lands beyond the tollbooth

Lee Minoff & Heinz Edelmann, for Pepperland

Harry Nilsson, for the Pointless Forest

Daniel M. Pinkwater, for Diamond Hard

Stephen King & Peter Straub, for the Territories

Sidney Lumet, for Oz

Hayao Miyazaki, for the Periphery

Don Bluth, for the rose bush

John Korty, for the Murkworks and sunny Frivoli

Wolfgang Petersen, for Fantasia

Walter Murch, for Oz

Jim Henson, for the Labyrinth

Ralph Bakshi, for Tattertown

Yukito Kushiro, for the Scrapyard

Jim Woodring, for the Unifactor

Mark Crilley, for Smoo

Ken Levine, for Columbia

Toby Fox, for Mount Ebott


Alan Aldridge, for the cover of Elton John's Captain Fantastic And The Brown Dirt Cowboy,

the first time I ever saw an epic story unfold in a single image.


'Cause the world might do me in

It's alright, 'cause I'm with friends

-Mystery Skulls, "Ghost"

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